I don’t have a good caption, so I’ll tell you a joke instead. This joke works best if you tell it aloud, both for the alliteration and the punch line. So, without further ado: A bear walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a beer.” “I’m sorry,” the bartender says, “we don’t serve beer to bears.” The bear growls. “I said, gimme a beer!” “I told you,” the bartender says, “we don’t serve beer to bears. We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears, either.” The bear is furious at this point, so he eats the woman sitting next to him. “What do you think about that?” he says. “Now gimme a beer!” The bartender shakes his head in resignation. “We don’t serve beer to bears. We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears. And we absolutely don’t serve beer to belligerent bears on drugs.” “What do you mean?” the bear roars. “I’m not on drugs!” “Oh?” the bartender says. “What about that bar bitch you ate?” <rimshot> You think that was bad? But wait, it gets worse! A termite walks into a bar and says, “Is the bar tender here?” <rimshot, cymbal crash> Okay, that’s enough bad puns for one day. ;-) |
If you are the originator of any picture and you wish to have it removed, please contact me, and I will do so promptly. I will not respond to third-party requests, hearsay, or assumptions—only to the legitimate copyright holder. - Nick
