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I wonder if they deliver internationally…
I wonder if they rent by the hour…
Why do you want to rent a llama by the hour? LOL
Why do you rent anything by the hour?
Cause you can’t last any longer than that. ;D
Speak for yourself. Just because you don’t have stamina doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t.
Cialis
But if your erection lasts more than 4 hours…
Sad to say, when I was in my teens, one hour included 55 minutes of cuddling.
Could be worse tc… When I was in my teens, one hour included flushing the tissue, hiding the magazine, and praying to god that mom didn’t find out.
By comparison, cuddling sounds rather nice.
Anyone care to share some good llama recipes?
Pre-heat oven to 425
Use (of all things) Old Bay Crab Boil as a dry rub, and coat all surfaces.
Reduce heat to 350, and place roast covered in oven.
Cook to an internal temp of 185 f, about 30 minutes per pound.
Serve with fresh corn, a light salad and a sweet red wine.
If you try this, PLEASE DO NOT let me know, as I just made it up as I was typing.
sweet red is for capybara…you need a merlot for llama.
No… For llama, you should serve it with beer, or better yet: Meade!
This ain’t no lobster dinner!
Personally I find that anything you can do with pork chops you can do with llama chops… (Chicken fried llama steaks ain’t bad either.)
For more tender flavorful llama, marinate overnight in the following solution before cooking:
1 cup barbeque sauce
2 tablespoons white vinegar
1/2 bulb of garlic (Minced)
1 tablespoon of honey (Optional)
I think I saw the Vehicle in Maine, parked next to a Volvo with a Free Tibet Sticker.
Finally, after nearly cornering the market, “Call A Camel” has competition in the area….
You think this is bad, wait til you see what the local Pizza guy drives….
….and, for your own safety, NEVER order Chinese Food here…
Steve, don’t waste your money, ther’s a whole field of llama’s just down th eroad from my house – alpaca’s too!
Have you seen this vehicle then, Wayne? :p
how do you get llamas on top of the toyota? and aren’t they too heavy to put up there in the first place?
he’s got them tied down, its cool man, its cool
..it’s simple. You just look at them and say:
“Well, okay…but the Alpacas didn’t have any trouble getting up there earlier……”
Llamas are nothing if not creatures of pride.
It’s how we got them to pose for that calendar a few years ago…..
It’s like a heavy suitcase… With a long fuzzy neck.
you obviously haven’t seen the Top Gear where they try to kill a toyota pickup.
i like it.
part one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrk6vsb77xk
part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uc4Ksz3nHM
part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfZDtC9kjVk&NR=1
When speaking of llamas, especially when concerning matters of “WTF”, this particular viral flash must be mentioned…
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/llama
By the way, that’s “viral” as in it spread rapidly across the web. It won’t mess up your computer… just your brain.
(Oh, and you might want to turn down your sound a bit before hitting play…)
THIS IS SO COOL!
FINALLY A SONG I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHEN THE DRUGS KICK IN!!
RIGHTEOUS, DUDE!!!!
I’ve heard that “I am the walrus” is good for that too.
Ha… Dial-a-llama… I just got it. Cute pun.
How many Llama’s have they got in and on that car?
OH MY GOD.
I AM TOTALLY DIALING A LLAMA. =O
this can not be allowed to stand.
it is an obvious attempt at smuggling
dope across the southern border….
i’ve seen that s/w before, somewhere…
The only dope being smuggled across the border is the driver!
When ordering from “Dial-A-Llama”, do you have to be specific in your order,
….or can you just get “One with everything”???
(Hey, I didn’t post the damn picture)
Sahib not understand.
It say Dial-A-Llama because “Dial a date” was already taken.
Nick, you have 125 PODs with the tag “Animal”.
120 with the tag “Car/Truck”.
240 “Foreign”, 700 “Funny”, and 163 “WTF”.
But you have only one “Llama”.
At least you don’t have a separate tag for “Llamas/Toyota”.
The real WTF is why the guy wanted to paint Toyota on the side of the truck again after he painted it! Do people really give a shit that it is a Toyota?
Naw. He’s just embarrassed, and doesn’t want people to know that it’s really a Ford.
Why are NO VISAS REQUIRED??? Is there a “Visa” issue you can avoid while using a Llama??
lamawesome. Lamazing.
uh oh, i got lamas on my lamind.
this guy really impresses me. i can just imagine what it takes to get the lamas up on the roof, sat, & strapped down…but how the heck does he stuff them in the car?