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The infamous Mister Prostitute * My quirky sense of humor rears its head once again. Bonus points if you Get It (without Googling). The tags are a hint.    (47 votes) |
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Ooh! I just thought of a great subtitle…
“Hey! She’s knot wearing panties!”
Ha! I kill me.
“I can’t meet with you right now..I all tied up”
“I’m so nervous about our date, it feels like my pussy is tied up in knots”
Harriet finally found a good use for all those “crotch-et” lessons…
The ultimate “string” bikini.
Why you should NEVER piss off a Boy Scout on the first date..
And, finally, the enlightened male recognizes the signs..when KNOT means NO….
I’d be afraid of one of those Chinese “finger” traps.
As quite a young gun, I’m afraid I had to Google it, but very good nonetheless.
And NS, your comment would have suited the original…
Oh man, how come I can never find my Swiss Army Knife when I need to cut some rope? I had it here just yesterday . . .
Gordian recommends a “bold stroke” for this knotty problem.
You mean Alexander of Macedon.
So I can never remember how it goes – Is she a knotty naughty girl or a naughty knotty girl
You know, I was down on the south-side last week, and somebody was talking about how a girl had a “weave”… I wonder if this is what they meant.
Sorry Nick, when you asked if I got it without googling, I have to honestly respond “I’m a frayed knot”
Nice…
Her panties are all in a knot becaus she’s expecting some monkey fisting.
How about “Knotty Hotty?”
my younger days as a boy scout finally pay off…
Was this covered in the “Marlinspike Semenship” chapter in the BlueJackets Manual?
You really need to be a good cockswain (coxswain), and handy with your marlin spike for this one.
Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, jump…..oh now you’ve made me lose my place!
From the movie Yellow Beard
Sally found out why all her girlfriends thought the new panty design was sooooooooooo goooooooooood!
A witty caption? I’m a frayed knot, as nothing really springs to mind. In fact, I’m all tongue tied. Still, nothing to get into a flap over.
Looks like a boy scouts version of the chastity belt!
Grope on a Rope……….
…………………….
like soap on a rope.
Hmmm…sounds like “YB”…
“It’s a Croc-O-Dile sir”
Then why has it got buttons down the side?
Ask knot what your woman can do for you…
That oughta teach her to go flapping her lips…
So how does it go “the bunny comes out of the hole, runs around the bush …”
I knew that macrame could be used for something better than plant holders.