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She must be a lawyer… or did I hear that song wrong? * Yes, my quirky sense of humor again. For everyone who didn’t get it (most of you, probably), it’s a pun about a Warren Zevon song.    (71 votes) |
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Well, she’s not money!
Nick, you wound us! Methinks you under estimate your followers.
More likely I overestimate my own weirdness.
God, forgot about that song.
At Least it wasn’t “Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner” or “Jungle Work” Poor Poor Pitiful me.
take the cannoli, leave the gun…
time to go to the mattresses…
My first thought was “Pistol Packing Mama”
Am I showing my age?
When I look at that picture I have to ask “Has that thing been cocked?”
The best pun of the year, thus far!
Thank you, thank you.
If there was a rating system on comments, that would get a 10+
Ooooh, nice one.
Two thumbs up.
I’d have said she’s been GLOCKed, but that’s just me.
I don’t wanna know where she carries her spare magazine.
We were taught never to point a gun at anything you didn’t want destroyed.
I wonder… does her gun tat mean she likes her men “locked and loaded”? Or a warning that she’ll leave guys half-cocked?
I thought the pic would be titled “lawyers-guns-and-cunny”; too british?
Not too British. Too dense… as in, “I’m too dense. Wish I’d thought of that.”
Nice one.
Nick, maybe you could, on occasion, post a pic as a ‘create your own caption’ and at the end of the day, make official the one that you like the best.
you know, i’ve had this thought also, make it like a once a month caption competition, best caption becomes the official.
and nick, im sure you’d have a great deal of fun choosing the pic for us to caption!
She’s pointing out that this 1 was not caused by an axe.
It’s only a flesh-wound.
It takes a bit of stimulation with this type to make a BANG
= it has NO hair trigger.
Maybe she’s a waitress?
Wonderful pun Jodeum.
There might, however, be a sad reality that the gun never goes off.
Thank heaven you weren’t listening to “My Shit’s Fucked Up” when you chose the POD.
How OLD is this “chick”? Look at the backs of her hands! Why worry about her?
I am not sure how old she is, but I would say her 20′s. She goes by the name of Melissa Punk, but that was all I was able to find out
She also appears in a couple hardcore flicks under the nom-de-porn “Scarlett Pain”. IAFD lists 29 movies with her name, and says she started in 2007 at “around 26 years old” – you do the math.
She has a website at 123melissapunk.com
Skanky and definitely pushing 30.
I take it, despite the gun’s shape, that it’s a muzzle-loader. May have to wait a while for the ramrod, though.
Seems like she’s always ready for a bang….
Is it just me or do some of you find tattoos on a woman as distasteful as I do?
Absolutely. I have turned down opportunities to work with nude models who had too much ink. A woman’s body is not a canvas, it is a work of art.
I would guess from the number of freckles that she is a Redheaded, Pistol-Packing, Hot Momma.
wow she has some manly hands though