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What no Cows with guns. I am so disappointed Nick.
Thanks, Nick. The next time I see a woman behaving like a stupid cow, I’ll think of this stupid cow. Gawd, what a turn-off.
What an udder disappointment.
/runs and hides from the pun…ishment
Got milk?
She already has mad cow disease; imagine what she will be like with PMS!
At first I did not think your theory of Mad Cow Disease fit, but then I noticed the chains. Good call that!
If it were PMS though, the chains would be pulled tight
Your just trying to Milk WTF Friday for all it’s worth…
Mom?
Hey, is this a “Nick Scipio PoD” or a Peta ad?
It would be a different time of the month if it was a Peta add.
I have heard it claimed that if a woman is suckled regularly she will produce milk no matter if she has ever been pregnant. The costume is a bit over the top for testing this, but the milking machine does seem to be an efficient method to get things flowing … so to speak …
Don’t need suckling, actually… gentle massage with, say, a warm wet washcloth should suffice. It might take awhile, though. This is how wetnurses do it.
Not really sure about all that….my hubby’s been slurping my nipples every day for the past 12 years – nothin’ yet!
Perhaps more intensive therapy is required? Set up a production line of stimulation … may need to call in numerous neighbors and friends to maintain 24/7 attention to the details. Don’t believe gender would matter though?
Hey, it ain’t perverse, it’s Science!
Just like on the Mythbusters!
Oh hey, now that does give me an idea . . . .
Is this the new Mooby’s mascot?
Has the golden cow been replaced by this udder imposter?
Actually, I am thinking that them there udders is the only real parts on that cow!
I think her fore hooves are wrong – at least when I was on the farm we never shod our cattle.
But that there is a ridding cow…I am going to give you the benefit if the doubt that you didn’t have any ridding cows when you were on the farm…if you know what I’m saying
Reminds me of this scene from “Witness”:
Detective Book is having trouble milking a cow…
Eli Lapp: “You never had your hands on a teat before.”
John Book: “Not one this big.”
[Long pause; then Eli Lapp roars with laughter]
What’s really bad is she looks familiar, I may have picked her up in a bar one night. Mickey Gilly I think was, sang “The women all look better at closing time.”
Holy Cow
Waiting for the cow to come home?
Pix that tell it as it is.
Lol