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You seem to confuse FAMOUS with NOTORIOUS.
For the benefit of those of us who don’t follow the tabloids: Who are these people? And why should I disparage bare tits?
The one on the left is Joe Francis.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Francis
He brings us many tits… for a fee.
The one on the right I can only assume is socialite Paris Hilton. She is “famous” in the way that other rich people are “famous”. They get in the news by doing ridiculous things that are out of touch with today’s general populous.
That being said, tits are tits.
Because she is wearing a barrette, a locket, and a wrist-watch?
( a sarcasm font would be handy)
“a sarcasm font would be handy”
You’re welcome.
Okay the sarcasm html coding didn’t turn out the way it was supposed to so ignore that comment. Wish we had a post preview option to look at before we actually posted our messages.
She’s “famous” because she’s an heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune. She’s notorious for being a playgirl slut.
Don’t forget that she is the definition of brainless, clueless, airhead… proof that all those ‘dumb blonde’ jokes have some basis in real fact!!!!
As the Klingons would put it, this need not be said.
not that it’s good quality video, but you can actually find video of the scene shot above too….
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8115122864696146839&hl=en
If you watch her sex tape you’ll find that she’s actually a pretty talented cock sucker.
I think of that as less talent than professional pride.
Agreed. If people can get past the junk that is most of that tape, she does do a fine job in the end. Shows lots of enthusiasm, is clearly enjoying pleasuring her man.
Just giving credit where credit is due!
I don’t care what you all say about Paris. I like her. I’d be all over her like a madman with reckless abandon.
Good GOD man! Look at those magnificent little titties! YUMMMM!
I dunno. I’d be damn sure I had condoms handy.
She gives you the same feeling of as a toilet seat. Warm and pleasing, but you wonder who was there before you.
I like A-cup fare, just as I enjoy D-cup ladies. Boobs are fun in all sorts of sizes!
Don’t care at all for the vacuous, empty headed personality of Paris Hilton, but her body type is a desirable one.
See, THAT’S the answer. I’m a fan of the slimmer look too, and I gotta say, she makes it look good.
But I’m sure the infatuation would end the moment she opened her mouth. *rolleyes*
There’s an old joke – Just remember that no matter how smoking hot she looks, somewhere, some guy is tired of putting up with her shit.
Look at some of the current celebrities. Paris, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, etc. Imagine trying to put up with their self-centered, gratuitously self-indulgent tantrums and their “lifestyles”. Urf! Hilton’s only claim to fame is money earned by the family. If not for that, I think she’d be just another 2nd-rate LA tramp.
Well she would be in line for President of the Itty-Bitty-Tiny-Titty committee.
Ugh! WTF do people find so appealing about this douche and her ilk?
Haris Pilton in Nick’s POD? I can’t believe it. I’d understand if it was Friday, but it’s Monday WTF. But I guess his Scipionick Webmasership is always good for a surprise. What about a complete WTF week with misunderstood ‘celebrities’ like the ones MrBill mentioned, the Simpson sisters and the Kardashians?
No! No! That would be too much like the checkout line at the grocery store. Penthouse offerings for Gallery of the Day are close enough to the puffy lips, slutty smirk side of things.
She seems to be as picky as a gas station bathroom and about as clean.
Talent? Will anyone admit to actually paying money for her “musical debut album” or her perfumes (certifiably insane and the under 12 set don’t count as neither should be held responsible for their personal tastes; that anyone under the age of twelve even knows who she is, is another matter entirely).
Remember the term “celebutard” was created with her in mind and perfume sprayed on shit is still shit.
tc
She can’t be too terribly stupid…she gets people to PAY her just to show up at their parties and other events…and she eats and drinks for free.
She keeps her name and image in the public (er pubic) eye and managed to get her phone hacked only once.
If I were young, single and good looking (I’m none of those) I’d tap her at least once, just to say I did it. Maybe twice if it didn’t slosh or stink too badly
T’hell with that. I don’t know where she’s been. Or who with. I wouldn’t touch that without a full STD panel showing a clean bill of health, and even that would require her kept in isolation from the moment the check was started until it was complete and I was ready to start. Even with a condom… *shudders*
Hate to reinforce the popular perception but she most likely has people to do her thinking for her.
Pet Rocks, pokemon cards and Paris Hilton will most likely be relegated to the pop culture scrap heap and will be known only to the few that had the misfortune of living during that time.
I remember a gossip bit in the National Post (honestly it was above the Sudoku, really, no lie, I’m serious) that her appearance in Toronto, at the trendoid club of the moment, cost the owner in the tens of thousands of dollars plus comped drinks and food for her “friends”.
She is Norma Desmond minus about 30 yrs. Pretty picture ain’t it.
tc
The fact the Paris can be as famous and well loved as she is for no reason other than being rich (like it or not she was famous before the sex film, that only made her more famous) is proof human beings as a whole are doomed.
Folk that rich can do anything they please, including esoteric things like “be famous”. She is as she wishes to be.
Is that Ernest goes to Paris?