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Okay, here’s a weird question: how does a blind guy jerk off to erotica? Seriously… think about it.   (47 votes) |
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With a lot of feeling, I suppose.
The same way you do… with his hand.
Nick uses the blind guy’s hand??
Check this for further exploration: http://pornfortheblind.org/
I had no idea a site like that existed. That is a hoot.
It is so good that there are folks out there that do so much for the handicapped.
Sound instead of sight would be my guess.
Using aural stimulation, of course.
LOL! You win an internet.
read; pause; read; pause; read; paws; Paws; PAWS; PAWS!!!!! uh
Seems to me that while he jerking he is going to lose his place on the page. On a somewhat related topic, I don’t understand why the drive thru ATM needs Braille markings. I live in a college town next to a military installation. We have more than enough idiot drivers of our own, in addition to all of the out of area students and soliders, we don’t need blind drivers too. One or the other but NOT both!!!
The Braille on drive through ATMs is probably some kind of mindlessly implemented regulation. Political correctness really changes the world for the better doesn’t it?
And, as Eddie Murphy claims to have said to Stevie Wonder, “I like the music and all that shit, but if you want to impress me, take the wheel, motherfucker!”
“VERY FUNNY, MOTHERFUCKER! And then Stevie hits a tree and dies! Your mother has a wooden leg with a kickstand!”
Dude. It’s not mindless.
ATM’s are swap-out components. If something goes seriously wrong with them, they don’t service it right there on the premises. They go inside, unbolt the huge-ass bolts that hold it down, haul it onto a truck and put in a replacement.
It’s MUCH easier to manufacture them ALL with braille markings than to look smart to a few internet nit-pickers that point and laugh at braille markings on drive-up ATM’s.
Just think about it, okay?
Do you think there’s some guy who goes around affixing braille markings to ATM’s all day? No. They get made that way in the factory. Do you think there’s some option at that point, where they go, “Okay, remember to turn off the braille markings, this one’s going in a drive-up.”? No. Of course not.
The regulation is nice and simple. “Blind people have to be able to use an ATM.” Because it would SUCK to be blind and not be able to use ATM’s, considering how they have replaced actual human beings behind counters. (We’ll leave aside the question of whether it’s more pleasant to deal with a robot than a flesh and blood human being these days)
So no. It’s NOT some mindlessly implemented regulation. It’s one perfectly reasonable regulation crossed with perfectly reasonable mass production.
How about the ball bark with the braille on all the room numbers and signs. The killer was the braille on the Umpires Locker Room.
They put in all the other signs just to put that one in.
Given the number of bad and blown calls this season I think that
might be one of the places where the braille sign is appropriate… lol
People other than the person whose room it is need to be able to read the sign that tells them whose room it is.
You must be pretty young if you’ve never seen a car almost pull up to an atm and the passenger get out and walk up to the drive up atm. Seems to me a passenger in a car could still be blind, so it doesn’t really take a huge leap of imagination to figure out why they should be in braille.
You don’t have to be a driver to use an ATM. You can be a backseat passenger behind the driver (think taxicabs).
With the right touch of course.
This is where you find out who your real friends are!
Another note: What about braille currency?
Canadian currency is printed with the denomination in Braille in the top-right corner of the front of the bill.
our post office has a sign that says seeing eye dogs are welcome. it isn’t in braille either.
That sign is so people who can read don’t go postal when they see someone who can’t.
My personal favorite was a sign on the entrance to a McDonalds – pure text, no pictures or braille:
“Braille and picture menus available”.
uhhhh…. Houston, we may have a failure to communicate…
or it is intended to be interpreted ‘braille menus’ (menus in braille) and ‘picture menus’ (pictures of the various items, for those are can see but not read).
The picture menus are very handy. That is how I ordered when I visited Japan.
I did that at KFC, McDonald’s and Denny’s. Many of the other restaurants had plastic mock-ups of the food. However I couldn’t tell what the dish was made of (beef, pork, chicken, fish, squid, etc)
plastic! of course.
My point is, if you need a braille menu, you can’t see to read the sign, and if you need a picture menu, you can’t read the sign.
Unless you have someone with you, yer fucked because you’ll never know that they have alternate menus for you.
Easy, you have a hot girl read to you while using HER hand
Playboy is Braille had to be discontinued due to too many postal workers being injured carrying them.
Audiophile – from Latin audio “I hear” and Greek philos “loving,”
Imagine the eargasms.