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Natural 20! * If you Get It without Googling, you really should get out more.   (87 votes) |
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Looks like I’m gonna have to get out more.
I actually saw one of these dice at our D&D game yesterday. But it wasn’t displayed nearly as nicely as this presentation. Thanks, Nick!
@Volicio @HoFo
You have both rolled a one on your to hit die, you have fumbled your weapons. Please roll a saving throw for against your dexterity score, if you fall, you drop your units and will never get laid again.
@Nick
I’d hit is, and do double damage.
it not is
/me rolls against my Charisma, then walks over to present my Wand of Wonder
With her nipple piercing and closely cropped playground, methinks she is my dream girl…(where were you during my teenage years?!?) instead of a woman seeking attention from her D&D playing man!
This is whats wrong with me, I saw the die, and my 1st thought “That is a huge d20″…
She may have gotten a 20, but I’ll still pierce her with my LONG sword.
Such a pretty smile. And rolling a 20 means . . . SUCCESS!
Now that I’ve found the hidden passage I can explore the Cave of Wonders.
It’s nice to get a different perspective on things occasionally!
alea eiaculata est ???
Natural 20 = Pair of perfect 10s?
Just sayin’.
I get out plenty, but I’m startin’ to show my age (LOT of white in m’whiskers of late…), so I’m fairly certain I’d need to roll a natural 20 to hit that..
And make a saving throw against your (and her) charisma, along with her failing her intelligence saving throw, and you also need to make your wisdom saving throw.
Seriously – wisdom is needed. You could REALLY hurt yourself going up against that b(r)east.
Prolly roll a 1, fumble my greetings, mention my wife and kid.. fall on my face.. whole lotta bad, really.
You forgot the Con check to keep going after the first round.
I had to ask my 16 year old son what a “Natural 20″ was after I googled it to see if he knew what it was. He answered in about a quarter of a second with a perfect description.
My wife and I died on the floor laughing at Nick’s description matched to our boy (he didn’t get to see the picture of course. Gotta protect the kids, right? ha ha)
I knew what the caption was going to be the instant I looked at the picture. Luckily I don’t need to get out more to get laid.
It’s scary what information the mind keeps. I haven’t touched a die that doesn’t have 6 sides in over 20 years. Yet seeing the caption and the die, I got it instantly.
Is this a new casino game? Blow near the dice and you’ll get lucky?
Millions of nerds will look at the photo and say ‘give back the die before it gets sticky.’