I think it is time to repeat my previous PSA (and I am doing this for your own good Mr. Scipio…):
Friends, you may know me avergaejoe, an infrequent and light-hearted poster here on NickScipio.com, staunch defender of a woman’s God-given right to get naked. But today I’d like to talk to you about a serious subject, a malady now all too common in this Internet age – can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus.
Yes, friends, this is an insidious and horrific affliction, a product of the overabundance of naked women available on the Internets. Those suffering from it usually realize much too late that they are afflicted, well after there is any hope of a cure. So in the interest of public health, I’d like to tell you the early warning signs of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus.
In the early stages of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus, an otherwise healthy heterosexual male will notice an issue with a naked girl’s hairstyle or makeup. He will find some issue with it, some problem with the color or length, that he would not otherwise notice if a naked woman was standing in front of him. This is the first warning sign. Can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus can usually be cured at this stage with a liberal application of breasts, twice daily for six weeks.
In the second stage of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus, the subject begins to notice things in the picture other than the naked woman. Perhaps it is the car she is draped over, or the fishing rod that she is holding. If the patient has progressed to this stage of the disease he can be cured if he is taken to a strip club immediately and administered lap dances as soon as possible.
In the final stages of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus, the patient now does not see the nekkid chick in a picture at all, but rather focuses on the details of the design and decoration of the area surrounding the nekkid chick. The victim at this point begins to comment on the furniture or the pictures on the wall in the background. Victims in the final stages of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus have been known to wander up and down the aisles of Home Depot, muttering to themselves about finding some paint that will cover over that damn eggshell…
If you or someone you know has progressed to the final stages of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus, there are no known cures, but on the positive side you can normally get your own show on HGTV.
Friends, watch yourself carefully for any signs of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus. The libido you save may be your own…
bfrap
1 mo, 4 wks ago
I look at this picture and I see two things… first, a very lovely young lady whom I would not throw out of my bed for eating crackers….
Second… A perfect example of Jeff Foxworthy’s skit about the “First Single’s Apartment”… You know the one… where they host a party and all their friends destroy everything they own and they are out… $15…
Pysker
1 mo, 4 wks ago
there is more to see (even more colors for the interior designers;)
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Speaking of up with [insert naughty remark here].
Green walls? Door? Sorry, I only see a bangin’ bodacious bod…
Actually the green walls don’t bother me. It’s the “Kermit” green walls with the “Shit Stain” brown carpet on the floor that’s REALLY bothersome!
I dough know
Couldn’t get past the Camel Toe.
I like the heart over her right fallopian tube. The closet doesn’t have a door, just a jamb. Blue walls and a green door.
She’s doing the McKayla Maroney stink-face, so I guess she’s not impressed with the decor either.
Obviously she didn’t plan for this picture-a shame about her nails. I’m just not in the right state of mind to appreciate the bountiful view today.
HGTV **really** tried to make ‘acid green’ walls and accent pieces happen last summer. I never got it, but I guess some people fell for it.
Oh, the girl is really cute, too.
She has that sharky look….
http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2012/10/08/snarky/
I think it is time to repeat my previous PSA (and I am doing this for your own good Mr. Scipio…):
Friends, you may know me avergaejoe, an infrequent and light-hearted poster here on NickScipio.com, staunch defender of a woman’s God-given right to get naked. But today I’d like to talk to you about a serious subject, a malady now all too common in this Internet age – can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus.
Yes, friends, this is an insidious and horrific affliction, a product of the overabundance of naked women available on the Internets. Those suffering from it usually realize much too late that they are afflicted, well after there is any hope of a cure. So in the interest of public health, I’d like to tell you the early warning signs of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus.
In the early stages of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus, an otherwise healthy heterosexual male will notice an issue with a naked girl’s hairstyle or makeup. He will find some issue with it, some problem with the color or length, that he would not otherwise notice if a naked woman was standing in front of him. This is the first warning sign. Can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus can usually be cured at this stage with a liberal application of breasts, twice daily for six weeks.
In the second stage of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus, the subject begins to notice things in the picture other than the naked woman. Perhaps it is the car she is draped over, or the fishing rod that she is holding. If the patient has progressed to this stage of the disease he can be cured if he is taken to a strip club immediately and administered lap dances as soon as possible.
In the final stages of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus, the patient now does not see the nekkid chick in a picture at all, but rather focuses on the details of the design and decoration of the area surrounding the nekkid chick. The victim at this point begins to comment on the furniture or the pictures on the wall in the background. Victims in the final stages of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus have been known to wander up and down the aisles of Home Depot, muttering to themselves about finding some paint that will cover over that damn eggshell…
If you or someone you know has progressed to the final stages of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus, there are no known cures, but on the positive side you can normally get your own show on HGTV.
Friends, watch yourself carefully for any signs of can’t-see-the-nekkid-chickitus. The libido you save may be your own…
I look at this picture and I see two things… first, a very lovely young lady whom I would not throw out of my bed for eating crackers….
Second… A perfect example of Jeff Foxworthy’s skit about the “First Single’s Apartment”… You know the one… where they host a party and all their friends destroy everything they own and they are out… $15…
there is more to see (even more colors for the interior designers;)
http://schreiner15.sc.funpic.de/test6/index.htm
Oh man, I’m already up to stage 2 and can’t get to a strip club for a week at least.
I might not make it that long before stage 3 gets me and I will be done for.
Do you think we should look behind the green door?
Looking at the combined photos. I think it would be obvious what I really intended when I hired her as my upstairs maid…