Bad Dog!
Sun, Feb 8, 2004
Dad’s Bike
Wed, Feb 11, 2004
Lowest Bidder
Thu, Feb 12, 2004
First Prize
Fri, Feb 13, 2004
Life Explained
Sat, Feb 14, 2004
Buy a Vowel
Mon, Feb 16, 2004
Save a Virgin
Fri, Feb 20, 2004
Sharp Edges
Sat, Feb 21, 2004
Free Happy Meal
Thu, Mar 4, 2004
Preparation H
Wed, Mar 17, 2004
Kansas T-shirt
Mon, Mar 22, 2004
Battered T-shirt
Tue, Mar 23, 2004
Big Dick T-shirt
Wed, Mar 24, 2004
Anorexia T-shirt
Thu, Mar 25, 2004
Lousy Job
Mon, Apr 12, 2004
Redneck Motor Home
Tue, Apr 13, 2004
Redneck Yacht
Wed, Apr 14, 2004
Redneck Pacifier
Thu, Apr 15, 2004
No Blowjobs
Sat, Apr 24, 2004
All God’s Creatures
Mon, Apr 26, 2004
Anal Lube
Wed, Apr 28, 2004
G.I. Joe
Thu, Apr 29, 2004
Um… guys?
Fri, Apr 30, 2004
Military Cutbacks
Mon, May 3, 2004
Hungry Cats
Sat, May 8, 2004
Mother’s Day Spanking
Sun, May 9, 2004
She doesn’t look Druish.
Wed, Jun 16, 2004
For Sale, Low Mileage
Thu, Jun 17, 2004
Yum… not.
Fri, Jun 18, 2004
Uh-Oh
Mon, Jun 21, 2004
Painted Skirts
Mon, Jun 28, 2004
Oooooh, bouncy.
Wed, Jun 30, 2004
Drunk Crossing
Fri, Jul 2, 2004
Crayola Rejects
Mon, Jul 5, 2004
Hot Dogs
Tue, Jul 6, 2004
Heaven is where…
Wed, Jul 7, 2004
No Tresspassing
Fri, Jul 9, 2004
What’re friends for?
Sun, Jul 11, 2004
Schmuck
Mon, Jul 12, 2004
My kind of dry cleaners.
Thu, Jul 15, 2004
Refrigerator Love
Sun, Jul 18, 2004
Management Outhouse
Mon, Jul 19, 2004
Canadian Tragedy
Sat, Jul 24, 2004
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Mon, Jul 26, 2004
Viagra for Women
Sat, Jul 31, 2004
Warnabrother
Mon, Aug 9, 2004
Blind Sign
Fri, Aug 13, 2004
Captain Kirk
Sat, Aug 14, 2004
Great Day for Fishing
Tue, Aug 17, 2004
Redneck Lottery Winner
Wed, Aug 18, 2004
Chinese Take-out
Fri, Aug 20, 2004
Body Painting Week: Smiley
Mon, Aug 23, 2004
Fun at the Zoo
Sun, Aug 29, 2004
Bush ’04?
Mon, Aug 30, 2004
Sheriff Dick
Tue, Aug 31, 2004
Potty Truck
Wed, Sep 1, 2004
Seaworld Surprise
Thu, Sep 2, 2004
My Cooking Sucks
Fri, Sep 3, 2004
Labor Day (Hangin’ Out)
Mon, Sep 6, 2004
Tequila Cat
Thu, Sep 9, 2004
Assume the Position
Fri, Sep 10, 2004
Kitten? What kitten?
Wed, Sep 15, 2004
SS Blow Me
Thu, Sep 16, 2004
Beagle Found… Tasted Like Chicken
Fri, Sep 17, 2004
Pull the ripcord!
Sat, Sep 18, 2004
After a low-speed chase…
Sun, Sep 19, 2004
Truth in Advertising
Tue, Sep 21, 2004
Longneck Cat
Thu, Sep 23, 2004
Texas Horseshoes
Fri, Sep 24, 2004
Redneck Birthday
Wed, Sep 29, 2004
Redneck Pet Carrier
Thu, Sep 30, 2004
NRA headquarters?
Fri, Oct 1, 2004
Have a Coke and a smile…
Sat, Oct 2, 2004
Marine Camo
Mon, Oct 4, 2004
Florida, the Plywood State
Thu, Oct 7, 2004
Life Is Good
Tue, Oct 12, 2004
I have the pussy…
Fri, Oct 15, 2004
Aviation Oops Week: Mandarin Air
Sun, Oct 17, 2004
Halloween Week: Too Much Witch’s Brew
Sun, Oct 24, 2004
Halloween Week: Free Mammogram
Mon, Oct 25, 2004
Halloween Week: Elvis Camel Toe
Tue, Oct 26, 2004
Halloween Week: Sheep Guy
Wed, Oct 27, 2004
Halloween Week: Woof!
Thu, Oct 28, 2004
Halloween Week: Pumpkin Flashers
Fri, Oct 29, 2004
Halloween Week: Drunk Pumpkins?
Sat, Oct 30, 2004
Halloween Week: Oh my…
Sun, Oct 31, 2004
Polish Cycling Team
Wed, Nov 3, 2004
Nice Moustache
Thu, Nov 4, 2004
Nice Parking
Fri, Nov 5, 2004
Get a Brain
Fri, Nov 12, 2004
<gulp>
Sat, Nov 13, 2004
Words to Live By
Mon, Nov 15, 2004
Dangerous Curves
Wed, Nov 17, 2004
Massager?
Thu, Nov 18, 2004
I Love the South
Fri, Nov 19, 2004
To skip, or not to skip…
Sat, Nov 20, 2004
It’s been one of those days…
Mon, Nov 22, 2004
How did he manage that?
Tue, Nov 23, 2004
Pyramid Babes
Wed, Nov 24, 2004
Parking Problem
Fri, Nov 26, 2004
Just say no to crack.
Sat, Nov 27, 2004
Goal of a Bitch
Wed, Dec 1, 2004
Snowblower
Sun, Dec 5, 2004
Keep Out… Or Else!
Mon, Dec 6, 2004
The First Redneck Olympics
Tue, Dec 7, 2004
School Peep Show
Wed, Dec 8, 2004
S.F.Pee.D.
Thu, Dec 9, 2004
Artist
Fri, Dec 10, 2004
The latest computer from Apple?
Sat, Dec 11, 2004
Funny Statues
Wed, Dec 15, 2004
Sour grapes?
Thu, Dec 16, 2004
Sexual Olympics
Sat, Dec 18, 2004
Canadian Cooler?
Sun, Dec 19, 2004
Hell Froze Over
Mon, Dec 20, 2004
Do you love winter?
Tue, Dec 21, 2004
Fucking Cold
Wed, Dec 22, 2004
Snowman Poker
Thu, Dec 23, 2004
Merry Christmass
Fri, Dec 24, 2004
Cold Night
Mon, Dec 27, 2004
Ménage à frostbite?
Wed, Dec 29, 2004
Ass Rocket
Fri, Dec 31, 2004
Anal TV
Mon, Jan 3, 2005
Cock Shop
Wed, Jan 5, 2005
I’m Gumby, dammit!
Fri, Jan 7, 2005
Carsicles
Sat, Jan 8, 2005
Why Women Shouldn’t Ride Motorcycles
Mon, Jan 10, 2005
Date Night Down Under
Tue, Jan 11, 2005
How’s that gonna work?
Wed, Jan 12, 2005
High Jump
Thu, Jan 13, 2005
Pilot to tail gunner…
Fri, Jan 14, 2005
Windoze Sux0rz
Sat, Jan 15, 2005
Breast Pump
Sun, Jan 16, 2005
Blonde
Sat, Jan 22, 2005
Morbid Snowman
Sun, Jan 23, 2005
Holy snowballs!
Mon, Jan 24, 2005
That explains so much.
Tue, Jan 25, 2005
BENZ4BJ
Wed, Jan 26, 2005
Rummy Baby
Thu, Jan 27, 2005
Vulvawagon
Sun, Jan 30, 2005
Booby Cooper
Mon, Jan 31, 2005
Welcome to the Mile High Club
Sat, Feb 5, 2005
Don’t mess with our internet porn!
Sun, Feb 6, 2005
Escaping Inmates
Mon, Feb 7, 2005
I ♥ Children
Tue, Feb 8, 2005
Which airline would you choose?
Wed, Feb 9, 2005
Virgin Airlines?
Thu, Feb 10, 2005
Man of the Year!
Sat, Feb 12, 2005
Candy for Your Ex
Mon, Feb 14, 2005
How to Spot a Gay Guy
Tue, Feb 15, 2005
McDonald’s Losers
Wed, Feb 16, 2005
No Passing Zone
Fri, Feb 18, 2005
Enter the Drag Queen
Sun, Feb 20, 2005
Oh, the disgrace…
Mon, Feb 21, 2005
Luke? Han?
Tue, Feb 22, 2005
Blue Screen Boobs
Fri, Feb 25, 2005
Cool Marketing
Sat, Feb 26, 2005
Guys with Purses
Sun, Feb 27, 2005
Short Landing
Mon, Feb 28, 2005
How did they manage that?
Sat, Mar 5, 2005
Oh God!
Sun, Mar 6, 2005
Michael Jackson’s Face
Mon, Mar 7, 2005
Modern Sculpture
Tue, Mar 8, 2005
Redneck Skyscraper
Wed, Mar 9, 2005
Queen of Rings
Fri, Mar 11, 2005
It’s gotta be the Puppy Chow.
Sun, Mar 13, 2005
M.C. Escher As a Child
Mon, Mar 14, 2005
Sexy Nuns
Tue, Mar 15, 2005
Laptop Accident
Wed, Mar 16, 2005
Where’s Bruce?
Fri, Mar 18, 2005
Ninjas Killed My Family
Sat, Mar 19, 2005
Have a seat, ladies.
Sun, Mar 20, 2005
Darwin Award?
Tue, Mar 22, 2005
British Food
Wed, Mar 23, 2005
Enjoy the bus, lady.
Thu, Mar 24, 2005
Church of Christina
Sat, Mar 26, 2005
Way to go, kid!
Mon, Mar 28, 2005
Somebody doesn’t like bike riders.
Wed, Mar 30, 2005
Masturbation Warning
Fri, Apr 1, 2005
Fukitol
Mon, Apr 4, 2005
“Timmy, have you ever seen…?”
Tue, Apr 5, 2005
Have a beer, it’s Friday!
Fri, Apr 8, 2005
His Holiness Pope Facetious I
Mon, Apr 11, 2005
Bike Crash
Thu, Apr 14, 2005
ATM Pussy
Thu, Apr 21, 2005
Computer Bum
Sun, Apr 24, 2005
Snuggle Perv
Mon, Apr 25, 2005
Big Dick Sign
Tue, Apr 26, 2005
Redneck Hot Tub
Wed, Apr 27, 2005
Real Men
Thu, Apr 28, 2005
Remote Pacifier
Fri, Apr 29, 2005
Revenge Banner
Sat, Apr 30, 2005
Funny Signs Week: Liquid Panty Remover
Sun, May 1, 2005
Funny Signs Week: Bat Cave
Mon, May 2, 2005
Funny Signs Week: Emergency Phone
Tue, May 3, 2005
Funny Signs Week: Jef the Mime
Wed, May 4, 2005
Funny Signs Week: Best Handjob
Thu, May 5, 2005
Funny Signs Week: Don’t Shoplift
Fri, May 6, 2005
Funny Signs Week: Bong Recreation Area
Sat, May 7, 2005
Internet Addict
Tue, May 10, 2005
Guess who came home early…
Wed, May 11, 2005
I’m King Kong, bitch!
Sun, May 15, 2005
Bathroom Ad
Mon, May 16, 2005
Tekken Nerds
Wed, May 18, 2005
I don’t blame you, kid.
Sat, May 21, 2005
Good job, boys.
Sun, May 22, 2005
Leetspeak
Mon, May 23, 2005
Um… Tits?
Tue, May 24, 2005
Shower Dilemma
Wed, May 25, 2005
Homeland Security
Thu, May 26, 2005
A Setback for Natural Selection
Sat, May 28, 2005
Sushi Panties
Sun, May 29, 2005
If men could knit…
Thu, Jun 2, 2005
Give it to your mom…
Sun, Jun 5, 2005
Pornigami
Mon, Jun 6, 2005
Linux Panties
Tue, Jun 7, 2005
Sex Cake
Wed, Jun 8, 2005
Air Force Carrier
Thu, Jun 9, 2005
Funny Shirts Week: My Nipples Get Harder…
Sun, Jun 12, 2005
Funny Shirts Week: I’m Not a Bitch
Mon, Jun 13, 2005
Funny Shirts Week: Eat Me Out First
Tue, Jun 14, 2005
Funny Shirts Week: Hey You!
Wed, Jun 15, 2005
Funny Shirts Week: Stop Staring…
Thu, Jun 16, 2005
Funny Shirts Week: We Could Mate…
Fri, Jun 17, 2005
Funny Shirts Week: Size Does Matter
Sat, Jun 18, 2005
Slut Receipt
Wed, Jun 22, 2005
Easyjet
Sun, Jun 26, 2005
Batman Begins… life on the dole.
Mon, Jun 27, 2005
Terrorist Catch & Release
Wed, Jun 29, 2005
Neverland T-shirt
Thu, Jun 30, 2005
Coke Blowjob
Sat, Jul 2, 2005
Just Divorced
Tue, Jul 5, 2005
HMCS Jean Chrétien
Wed, Jul 6, 2005
Pray for Rain
Thu, Jul 7, 2005
International Symbol for Marriage
Sat, Jul 9, 2005
For Sale: 3500w Generator
Tue, Jul 12, 2005
Goodyear Gone Bad
Wed, Jul 13, 2005
Bastille Day
Thu, Jul 14, 2005
You’d Go to Jail for This
Sat, Jul 16, 2005
Aviation Oops Week: Sliced Piper
Sun, Jul 17, 2005
Aviation Oops Week: Bubble Bath
Wed, Jul 20, 2005
Dog Lovers
Thu, Aug 4, 2005
Redneck Bassboat
Sat, Aug 6, 2005
Free Cat
Sun, Aug 7, 2005
Beaver Cleaners
Mon, Aug 8, 2005
Beaver Maintenance
Wed, Aug 10, 2005
That Wasn’t Toothpaste
Fri, Aug 12, 2005
Window Crack
Tue, Aug 16, 2005
Kitty porn?
Thu, Aug 18, 2005
That is just so wrong.
Sun, Aug 21, 2005
Why?
Tue, Aug 23, 2005
The Martha Stewart Collection
Sun, Sep 4, 2005
Motorcycle Ass
Tue, Sep 6, 2005
Miss Vader
Tue, Sep 13, 2005
One-Bagger
Wed, Sep 14, 2005
Katrina Fishing
Thu, Sep 15, 2005
Doh!
Sun, Sep 18, 2005
Fresh ingredients?!
Wed, Sep 21, 2005
Vagina Tandoori
Fri, Sep 23, 2005
Neuter Your Pets…
Sun, Sep 25, 2005
Stained Glass
Wed, Sep 28, 2005
End of the Rainbow
Fri, Sep 30, 2005
Oops Express
Sat, Oct 1, 2005
Construction Pussy
Wed, Oct 5, 2005
Gay Bar
Mon, Oct 10, 2005
PMS and Guns
Thu, Oct 13, 2005
On Vacation
Fri, Oct 14, 2005
Best Halloween Costume Ever
Mon, Oct 31, 2005
Halloween Dicks
Mon, Oct 31, 2005
A Playboy Halloween?
Mon, Oct 31, 2005
Bird Flu Strikes Paris
Fri, Nov 4, 2005
Lego Rave
Sat, Nov 5, 2005
Anything you say…
Sun, Nov 13, 2005
Nice Taco
Mon, Nov 14, 2005
Matrix, Schmatrix
Fri, Nov 18, 2005
What’re you smiling about, chuckles?
Sat, Nov 19, 2005
Why Mona Smiles
Sun, Nov 27, 2005
Nice Beaver
Tue, Nov 29, 2005
Hockey Abuse
Sat, Dec 3, 2005
Beer Hot Tub
Thu, Dec 8, 2005
Men’s Room
Fri, Dec 9, 2005
Snowshoveling Elvises
Mon, Dec 12, 2005
Silent Night
Wed, Dec 14, 2005
North Pole PC
Sat, Dec 17, 2005
Redneck Gingerbread
Mon, Dec 19, 2005
Christmas Showdown
Tue, Dec 20, 2005
Sorry, kids.
Thu, Dec 22, 2005
Bad Santa. Bad!
Fri, Dec 23, 2005
Watch for streetwalkers?
Mon, Jan 2, 2006
Perfect Remote
Tue, Jan 3, 2006
Cows in Space
Fri, Jan 6, 2006
Watch Your Fucking Language
Sat, Jan 7, 2006
Soccer Mom Special
Mon, Jan 9, 2006
Gandalf, 10 years later.
Tue, Jan 10, 2006
Never mix beer and Viagra.
Wed, Jan 11, 2006
Madame Mayor?
Thu, Jan 12, 2006
Mind-reading Panties
Sat, Jan 21, 2006
Blonde Parking
Tue, Jan 24, 2006
Good dog.
Sun, Jan 29, 2006
Hanging Car
Mon, Jan 30, 2006
Maybe She’s an Animal Lover
Wed, Feb 1, 2006
Mini-Bush
Tue, Feb 7, 2006
Wedding Call
Thu, Feb 9, 2006
No Snowmobiling
Sat, Feb 11, 2006
Warning Signs
Tue, Feb 21, 2006
Flaming Fart
Wed, Feb 22, 2006
The Queen Newfie II
Fri, Feb 24, 2006
Complaint Department
Mon, Feb 27, 2006
What are friends for?
Thu, Mar 2, 2006
Those are for me?
Fri, Mar 3, 2006
Like, ohmigod!
Mon, Mar 13, 2006
Learn to Fly
Tue, Mar 14, 2006
Problem Solving
Mon, Mar 20, 2006
Unattended Children
Tue, Mar 21, 2006
Commuter Special
Fri, Mar 24, 2006
Busted!
Tue, Apr 4, 2006
O Canada!
Fri, Apr 7, 2006
O Thailand!
Sat, Apr 8, 2006
Want to quit smoking?
Sun, Apr 9, 2006
One Weekend, My Ass
Mon, Apr 10, 2006
Legos of the Caribbean
Thu, Apr 20, 2006
Your Liver Is Evil
Sat, Apr 22, 2006
Net Fishing
Wed, Apr 26, 2006
Politics as usual?
Mon, May 1, 2006
Shit Creek Paddle Store
Tue, May 2, 2006
I’ll take my chances…
Wed, May 3, 2006
Just Do It
Wed, May 10, 2006
Some people are like slinkies…
Thu, May 11, 2006
Redneck Tractor Pull
Fri, May 12, 2006
Damn Linux programmers!
Mon, May 15, 2006
Curses! Foiled again.
Tue, May 16, 2006
Airbus for Men
Wed, May 24, 2006
Hot Mannequin
Fri, May 26, 2006
Ted Kennedy’s Car
Tue, May 30, 2006
Oh, deer.
Wed, May 31, 2006
Camel Toe Tuesday
Tue, Jun 6, 2006
It takes a lotta balls…
Sun, Jun 11, 2006
They must be French.
Tue, Jun 13, 2006
Chicken and the Egg
Sat, Jun 17, 2006
Bush’s Ass
Sun, Jun 25, 2006
Iran wants nuclear weapons?
Tue, Jun 27, 2006
Camel Toe Thursday?
Thu, Jun 29, 2006
Sister Mary Jane
Fri, Jun 30, 2006
Essential ASL
Sun, Jul 2, 2006
I’m from the internet…
Sun, Jul 9, 2006
Cowpokes!
Thu, Jul 13, 2006
Paging Senator Stevens…
Sat, Jul 15, 2006
Who Farted?
Sun, Jul 16, 2006
Threefer Boobs
Mon, Jul 17, 2006
Gummi style?
Thu, Jul 20, 2006
Container Pirates
Sat, Jul 22, 2006
Must Have Precious!
Sun, Jul 30, 2006
Air Mexico?
Mon, Jul 31, 2006
Look, kids, a swimming lesson!
Thu, Aug 3, 2006
The annual NOW cookout?
Sat, Aug 5, 2006
Fuck Me, It’s My Birthday
Wed, Aug 9, 2006
Missed the three-wire he did.
Thu, Aug 10, 2006
Give Me a Hummer
Sun, Aug 20, 2006
Guess the Slut
Tue, Aug 22, 2006
Shock and Awe
Wed, Aug 23, 2006
Pussy Ashtray
Thu, Aug 24, 2006
The final word.
Fri, Aug 25, 2006
I’m not a gynecologist, but…
Mon, Aug 28, 2006
Iraqi Photos
Tue, Aug 29, 2006
Alligator Mating Season
Thu, Aug 31, 2006
Yeeeeeeeee-haw!
Fri, Sep 1, 2006
Highway Flasher
Sat, Sep 2, 2006
Cyrano de Berterac
Sun, Sep 3, 2006
Back to School Week: First Day of School.
Tue, Sep 5, 2006
Brown bag lunch.
Sun, Sep 10, 2006
Redneck Porn
Tue, Sep 12, 2006
That’s a big wood pecker.
Sun, Sep 17, 2006
Use the force, baby.
Fri, Sep 22, 2006
Porn in Iraq
Thu, Sep 28, 2006
National healthcare at its finest.
Wed, Oct 11, 2006
Whoa, gramps!
Sat, Oct 14, 2006
Probably not a Korean restaurant.
Wed, Oct 18, 2006
Swallow, You Crippled Bitch!
Thu, Oct 19, 2006
Blow Building
Fri, Oct 20, 2006
Ex-wife Sign
Mon, Oct 23, 2006
Aggie Boating
Sat, Oct 28, 2006
Return to Sender
Sun, Oct 29, 2006
Stuck in Iraq
Fri, Nov 3, 2006
Eight years after Bill Clinton.
Mon, Nov 6, 2006
Ass in Face
Wed, Nov 8, 2006
Tolerance, schmolerance!
Thu, Nov 9, 2006
Surprise!
Mon, Nov 13, 2006
Side air bags.
Tue, Nov 14, 2006
Help-me Groom
Sun, Nov 19, 2006
Engine Shutdown
Mon, Nov 20, 2006
Mmm, cookie.
Tue, Nov 21, 2006
Thanksgiving Bird
Thu, Nov 23, 2006
Condom Truck
Tue, Nov 28, 2006
Lookin’ at Porn
Wed, Nov 29, 2006
Someone has a fetish.
Thu, Nov 30, 2006
Cold-weather pasties.
Sat, Dec 9, 2006
Post-It
Mon, Dec 11, 2006
5th Day of Christmas
Mon, Dec 18, 2006
Lenin From the 3-Point Line
Sun, Jan 7, 2007
Third Hand
Wed, Jan 10, 2007
Aflac!
Fri, Jan 12, 2007
Bad Girl = Good
Mon, Jan 15, 2007
Think Anal Sex Hurts…?
Wed, Jan 17, 2007
Dead Hooker Storage
Thu, Jan 18, 2007
“Yeah, take it all!”
Sat, Jan 20, 2007
Democrats’ new plan for Iraq.
Thu, Jan 25, 2007
I wonder if she swallows.
Sat, Jan 27, 2007
Kung Pao Kitten?
Tue, Feb 6, 2007
Naked Valentine
Wed, Feb 14, 2007
Pissed-off Engineer
Mon, Feb 19, 2007
Police Flashers
Sat, Mar 3, 2007
Dunkin Donuts
Mon, Mar 5, 2007
Jesus Pussy
Tue, Mar 6, 2007
Inside Goatse
Wed, Mar 7, 2007
WTF, Dude?
Fri, Mar 9, 2007
Kitty Fail
Sat, Mar 10, 2007
Tush Clock
Sun, Mar 11, 2007
Hood Ornament
Wed, Mar 28, 2007
Post-It Girl
Thu, Mar 29, 2007
Three Stages of Intoxication
Fri, Mar 30, 2007
Pervert!
Sat, Mar 31, 2007
Good Friday
Fri, Apr 6, 2007
Telehotties
Mon, Apr 9, 2007
Redneck Vendetta
Tue, Apr 10, 2007
Historical Discoveries in Physics
Wed, Apr 11, 2007
Snatchburger
Sun, Apr 15, 2007
Bork, Bork, Bork!
Thu, Apr 26, 2007
French Elections
Mon, May 7, 2007
Gloryhole Surprise
Wed, May 9, 2007
Fine French Whine
Tue, May 15, 2007
First Use for Antigrav
Thu, May 17, 2007
Aer Lingus
Sat, May 19, 2007
YMCA
Sun, May 20, 2007
Erogenous Police?
Mon, May 21, 2007
Hello, Kitty
Wed, May 23, 2007
Post-It Jag
Tue, May 29, 2007
Greek Tolls
Thu, May 31, 2007
I Fucked Your Mom
Mon, Jun 4, 2007
Storm the beaches!
Wed, Jun 6, 2007
Bronze Age of Consent
Thu, Jun 7, 2007
Modern Management
Mon, Jun 11, 2007
Muff Diver
Tue, Jun 12, 2007
Melted Tits
Wed, Jun 13, 2007
Dirty Duck!
Thu, Jun 14, 2007
The Perfect Woman
Fri, Jun 15, 2007
Jesus Trailer
Sun, Jun 17, 2007
Family Vacation
Wed, Jun 20, 2007
Thinking Man
Sat, Jun 23, 2007
Egg Separator
Sun, Jun 24, 2007
Women and children first!
Mon, Jun 25, 2007
Who farted?
Tue, Jun 26, 2007
Steely Dick
Thu, Jun 28, 2007
Redneck A/C
Fri, Jun 29, 2007
Kitty Porn
Sat, Jun 30, 2007
Dirty Car
Mon, Jul 9, 2007
How to Spot a Millionaire
Wed, Jul 11, 2007
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Sun, Jul 15, 2007
Silly old bear.
Mon, Jul 16, 2007
Lovely medals, Captain!
Wed, Jul 18, 2007
Positively Freudian
Thu, Jul 26, 2007
Sesame Street Orgy
Sat, Jul 28, 2007
Slippery When Wet
Sun, Jul 29, 2007
Dude, Relax
Mon, Jul 30, 2007
Japanese Subway Sign
Tue, Jul 31, 2007
Toy Toy
Wed, Aug 1, 2007
Hotter Than Hell
Wed, Aug 8, 2007
Partial Credit?
Fri, Aug 10, 2007
This is going to end badly.
Sat, Aug 11, 2007
Hoofing Heifers?
Mon, Aug 13, 2007
Stop When Flashing
Tue, Aug 14, 2007
Teabag!
Fri, Aug 17, 2007
Bad ’80s Flashback
Tue, Aug 21, 2007
How to Spot an Idiot
Wed, Aug 22, 2007
Johnson, party of one?
Thu, Aug 23, 2007
Fire Hazard
Sun, Aug 26, 2007
Who Ya Gonna Call?
Mon, Aug 27, 2007
Windows Bare-o?
Wed, Aug 29, 2007
Subliminal Date Night
Fri, Aug 31, 2007
I smell bacon!
Fri, Sep 7, 2007
“If you are unsure…”?!?
Mon, Sep 10, 2007
Dehydrated Water
Fri, Sep 14, 2007
The International Symbol for Detour
Sun, Sep 16, 2007
Men’s Room Sign
Mon, Sep 17, 2007
Young Entrepreneur of the Year
Mon, Sep 24, 2007
Female IT Experts
Tue, Sep 25, 2007
The Truth About MySpace
Thu, Sep 27, 2007
One Piece
Sat, Sep 29, 2007
Where’s the ring?
Sun, Sep 30, 2007
Does it come with benefits?
Wed, Oct 10, 2007
Sorry Cake
Fri, Oct 12, 2007
Nemesis Wanted
Tue, Oct 16, 2007
Don’t worry, honey.
Thu, Oct 18, 2007
Pervert… denied.
Mon, Oct 22, 2007
The real story of Gandalf…
Wed, Oct 24, 2007
ST:VWE
Thu, Oct 25, 2007
Hallowoof!
Mon, Oct 29, 2007
’Twas the night before Halloween
Tue, Oct 30, 2007
Happy Fucking Halloween
Wed, Oct 31, 2007
Chandelier Chick
Fri, Nov 2, 2007
Nude Hitchhiker
Sat, Nov 3, 2007
Abstinence Initiative
Sun, Nov 4, 2007
Not for the Moral Majority
Thu, Nov 8, 2007
Driver’s Side Airbags
Sun, Nov 11, 2007
Ass, the Other Vagina
Tue, Nov 13, 2007
Simpson Scream
Sun, Nov 18, 2007
Secure Wi-Fi
Tue, Nov 20, 2007
No Thanksgiving for Fluffy…
Wed, Nov 21, 2007
Nude Mechanic
Wed, Nov 28, 2007
Mein Mrmpf
Thu, Nov 29, 2007
PC, Mac, Linux
Sat, Dec 8, 2007
Is this a trick question?
Tue, Dec 11, 2007
Sit on My Face
Thu, Dec 13, 2007
Newspaper Office
Mon, Dec 17, 2007
Tree Topper
Sun, Dec 23, 2007
Southern Exposure
Mon, Dec 24, 2007
Snow Penis
Thu, Dec 27, 2007
Latex Allergy
Thu, Jan 3, 2008
Main Course Barbie
Mon, Jan 7, 2008
Empty Roll
Sun, Jan 13, 2008
Now that’s ambition.
Mon, Jan 14, 2008
The Flying Dutchwoman?
Thu, Jan 17, 2008
History of Western Civilization
Sat, Jan 19, 2008
Lego Hawking
Thu, Jan 24, 2008
Madge gets a special delivery.
Mon, Feb 4, 2008
Voting Outhouse
Tue, Feb 5, 2008
Help Desk
Thu, Feb 7, 2008
Do Not Feed the Models
Sat, Feb 9, 2008
C U Next Tuesday!
Tue, Feb 12, 2008
Mail-order Bride
Wed, Feb 13, 2008
Revenge of the Gummi Bears
Sat, Feb 16, 2008
Japanese Orgy
Thu, Feb 21, 2008
Just Do It Trim
Sat, Feb 23, 2008
Sunday School Field Trip?
Sun, Feb 24, 2008
I Like to Snatch Kisses
Tue, Feb 26, 2008
Rut-roh!
Thu, Feb 28, 2008
Shat Happens
Sun, Mar 2, 2008
Hillary KFC
Tue, Mar 4, 2008
Unquestioning Religious Automatons
Sun, Mar 9, 2008
Can I grep her?
Tue, Mar 11, 2008
Diving Girl
Fri, Mar 14, 2008
Atomic Bukkake
Wed, Mar 19, 2008
The Life of a Gamer
Thu, Mar 20, 2008
Redneck Lawncare
Sat, Mar 22, 2008
Future Stormtrooper
Mon, Mar 24, 2008
Go Fuck Yourself
Wed, Mar 26, 2008
Royal Itch
Thu, Mar 27, 2008
Beefeater Babe
Wed, Apr 2, 2008
Broomstick One
Thu, Apr 3, 2008
Dino Blow
Fri, Apr 4, 2008
Shit a deer
Sat, Apr 5, 2008
Tennis Cat
Tue, Apr 8, 2008
Stay in school, kids.
Thu, Apr 10, 2008
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign…
Sun, Apr 13, 2008
Modern Postfeminism
Mon, Apr 14, 2008
Pranks for our time…
Sun, Apr 20, 2008
Ratings Guide
Mon, Apr 21, 2008
Dumb Blondes
Tue, Apr 22, 2008
Cthulhu for President
Thu, Apr 24, 2008
WTF Dolls
Fri, Apr 25, 2008
Wee Models
Mon, Apr 28, 2008
Reverend Cannabis
Tue, Apr 29, 2008
For Sale by Owner
Wed, Apr 30, 2008
Flash Photo
Tue, May 6, 2008
Samurai Husband
Wed, May 7, 2008
Hairy Militia Guy
Fri, May 9, 2008
Pool Party
Sat, May 10, 2008
Cat Bath
Mon, May 12, 2008
You want happy landing?
Wed, May 14, 2008
Redneck Lake Limo
Sun, May 18, 2008
It’s The Claw
Tue, May 27, 2008
GI Joe Squirrel
Sat, May 31, 2008
Donut Stop
Mon, Jun 2, 2008
Jesus Erection Switch
Sun, Jun 8, 2008
Does demo girl have a bulge?
Mon, Jun 9, 2008
Beer cheaper than gas.
Thu, Jun 12, 2008
Parking Note
Sun, Jun 15, 2008
Martians
Thu, Jun 19, 2008
Cruelty to Old Men
Tue, Jun 24, 2008
Redneck Seafood
Thu, Jun 26, 2008
Neverland Ranch?
Sat, Jun 28, 2008
Babe Chopper
Mon, Jun 30, 2008
I’m guessing there’s no cherry…
Wed, Jul 2, 2008
Porkies!
Thu, Jul 3, 2008
Day 67 in captivity…
Sun, Jul 6, 2008
Three days for a Lewinski?
Mon, Jul 7, 2008
Ummm… Yeah
Tue, Jul 8, 2008
Beach Balls
Wed, Jul 9, 2008
Uncool Parents
Thu, Jul 10, 2008
Zepplin Joke
Fri, Jul 11, 2008
Nudist Erection
Sat, Jul 12, 2008
Chastity Belt
Sun, Jul 13, 2008
A brief history of France…
Mon, Jul 14, 2008
The Beast
Tue, Jul 15, 2008
Submarine Race
Wed, Jul 16, 2008
Looking for Mr. Goodbar?
Thu, Jul 17, 2008
I yam what I yam.
Sat, Jul 19, 2008
Body by Spalding
Tue, Jul 22, 2008
Fuzzy Logic
Tue, Jul 29, 2008
When I Grow Up…
Sun, Aug 3, 2008
How to park a squid.
Tue, Aug 5, 2008
Descent of Man
Tue, Aug 12, 2008
Cone shot?
Wed, Aug 20, 2008
Oh Yeah!
Sun, Aug 31, 2008
Bear Warning
Tue, Sep 9, 2008
Buddy Christ wants you!
Sun, Sep 14, 2008
Good Girls Swallow
Tue, Sep 16, 2008
Water on Mars
Sat, Sep 20, 2008
Venus in Legos
Wed, Sep 24, 2008
Bailout Plan
Thu, Oct 9, 2008
Gas Mask Chick
Fri, Oct 10, 2008
Geeks Gone Wild
Mon, Oct 13, 2008
Lookout Cows
Tue, Oct 14, 2008
Dirty Johnny
Wed, Oct 15, 2008
That Explains Wall Street
Thu, Oct 16, 2008
Back to the office grind…
Mon, Oct 20, 2008
Anus Perfumery
Fri, Oct 24, 2008
Priest Costume
Sun, Oct 26, 2008
A Whole Lotta Crazy
Mon, Oct 27, 2008
Sick Pumpkin
Sat, Nov 1, 2008
Dear Auto Industry Executives…
Thu, Nov 13, 2008
Ninjas on Ice!
Mon, Nov 17, 2008
Little Dick Joke
Wed, Nov 26, 2008
Snow Snorkeling
Tue, Dec 2, 2008
Tank Girl
Sat, Dec 6, 2008
Purr Snatcher
Mon, Dec 8, 2008
The Amazing Hovercat!
Wed, Dec 10, 2008
Love Thy Neighbor
Thu, Dec 11, 2008
Deer Hunting
Sun, Dec 14, 2008
It’s a Guy Thing…
Mon, Dec 15, 2008
Buffy, the Cookie Slayer
Tue, Dec 16, 2008
All-Natural African Laxative
Thu, Dec 18, 2008
Hold on Doggie!
Sun, Jan 11, 2009
Black-eye Boobs
Mon, Jan 12, 2009
Scooby Babe
Wed, Jan 21, 2009
Nude Supper
Thu, Jan 22, 2009
Rejection Letter
Tue, Jan 27, 2009
All Hail Ron Jeremy!
Sat, Jan 31, 2009
Black History Cotton Balls
Sun, Feb 1, 2009
Global Warming Protesters
Mon, Feb 2, 2009
Girl Scout Rejects
Tue, Feb 3, 2009
Water Baerobics?
Wed, Feb 4, 2009
Cleavage Is Like the Sun
Sat, Feb 7, 2009
HR Massacre
Mon, Feb 9, 2009
How Tequila Works
Sat, Feb 21, 2009
Archdiocese of the Sith
Wed, Feb 25, 2009
Sanitation Transportation
Mon, Mar 2, 2009
Crush Your Balls?
Tue, Mar 3, 2009
Porn for Dummies
Mon, Mar 9, 2009
Mutant Snowman
Tue, Mar 10, 2009
Ouch.
Wed, Mar 11, 2009
I Luv Yr Mom
Thu, Mar 12, 2009
Gummi Lighthouses. Honest.
Sat, Mar 14, 2009
Admit it, you laughed.
Wed, Mar 18, 2009
The East German judge.
Sat, Mar 21, 2009
They foreclosed on Spidey?
Tue, Mar 24, 2009
Size matters not.
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
Heavy Metal Band Names
Sat, Mar 28, 2009
Office Pranks
Mon, Mar 30, 2009
Personal Housing Crisis
Mon, Apr 6, 2009
Arts and Crafts
Tue, Apr 7, 2009
Obama-Wan Kenobi
Wed, Apr 8, 2009
Bag Ladies
Thu, Apr 9, 2009
Mickey Does Goatse
Fri, Apr 10, 2009
PETA Idiot
Sat, Apr 11, 2009
Easter (Star Wars Eggs)
Sun, Apr 12, 2009
Peepshow
Mon, Apr 13, 2009
MILF Realtors
Mon, Apr 20, 2009
Unemployed Vader
Tue, Apr 21, 2009
Second-story Man
Thu, Apr 23, 2009
No Mexican Food
Fri, Apr 24, 2009
Soon, my pretties…
Sun, Apr 26, 2009
PowerPoint: Tool of the Dark Side
Mon, Apr 27, 2009
Karmasheetra
Wed, Apr 29, 2009
How Swine Flu Started
Sat, May 2, 2009
Guilty
Sun, May 3, 2009
Stop… We really mean it!
Mon, May 4, 2009
Modern Sex Ed
Wed, May 6, 2009
We can recycle Baptists?
Mon, May 11, 2009
They go to eleven.
Wed, May 13, 2009
Fire Escape
Thu, May 14, 2009
Jedi Squirrels
Fri, May 15, 2009
The First Celebrity Swine Flu Victim
Mon, May 18, 2009
One In Wins!
Tue, May 19, 2009
Mmm, Fresh Milk
Wed, May 20, 2009
Public Fisting
Fri, May 22, 2009
Hotdog Salesman
Sat, May 23, 2009
Ice Cream Fail
Thu, May 28, 2009
Dixie Normous
Mon, Jun 1, 2009
Hulk Strong!
Tue, Jun 2, 2009
Sex Tourism
Fri, Jun 5, 2009
Computer Crash
Wed, Jun 10, 2009
Oh, Hi
Thu, Jun 11, 2009
Redneck Fire Alarm
Tue, Jun 16, 2009
Detroit or Bust
Sat, Jun 20, 2009
Tongue Tickle Me Elmo
Tue, Jun 23, 2009
Free Goat With Purchase
Fri, Jun 26, 2009
Nice Melons
Mon, Jun 29, 2009
Naked Sauna
Thu, Jul 2, 2009
Female Types
Sun, Jul 5, 2009
Smurfette
Mon, Jul 6, 2009
Rickrolled
Wed, Jul 8, 2009
To Boldly Go
Thu, Jul 9, 2009
Dial-a-Llama
Fri, Jul 10, 2009
Pontiff’s Potty?
Sun, Jul 12, 2009
Busted at Work
Mon, Jul 13, 2009
Scenic Route
Thu, Jul 16, 2009
Male Types
Sun, Jul 19, 2009
Yuppie Chess
Wed, Jul 22, 2009
Schadenfreude
Thu, Jul 23, 2009
Home Improvement
Mon, Aug 3, 2009
Gang Bang the Queen!
Tue, Aug 4, 2009
Financial Planning
Wed, Aug 5, 2009
I ♥ Collage
Thu, Aug 6, 2009
Buffet Style
Sat, Aug 8, 2009
Trouble Around the Corner
Mon, Aug 17, 2009
Bed Warmer?
Wed, Aug 19, 2009
Vegan vs Carnivore
Sat, Aug 22, 2009
Fishing for Strippers
Sat, Aug 29, 2009
Nude Photography
Sun, Aug 30, 2009
Lighter Side of the Dark Side
Sat, Sep 5, 2009
MSNBC + Geography = Fail
Wed, Sep 9, 2009
Shroud of Holiday
Sun, Sep 13, 2009
UK Explained
Mon, Sep 14, 2009
Bimboosball
Tue, Sep 15, 2009
Bad Influence 101
Wed, Sep 16, 2009
How To Avoid the Swine Flu
Sun, Sep 20, 2009
Catholic Cruise Lines
Mon, Sep 21, 2009
Art Lover
Wed, Sep 23, 2009
Size, Schmize
Sat, Sep 26, 2009
Holy Soap
Sun, Sep 27, 2009
Involuntary Pilot Error
Tue, Sep 29, 2009
Lilo and Snatch
Thu, Oct 8, 2009
Vader’s New Girlfriend
Sat, Oct 10, 2009
Hero Worship
Sat, Oct 17, 2009
Condom Machine
Tue, Oct 20, 2009
Tattooed Boob
Fri, Oct 23, 2009
Monster Bukkake
Sat, Oct 24, 2009
Ocean of Beer
Mon, Oct 26, 2009
Redneck Lion
Thu, Oct 29, 2009
Happy Halloween (Witches’ Brew)
Sat, Oct 31, 2009
Rationalization
Thu, Nov 5, 2009
It Just Occurred to Me…
Mon, Nov 9, 2009
Centerfold Style
Tue, Nov 17, 2009
Flying Bustress
Thu, Nov 19, 2009
Smurf Bukkake
Sat, Nov 21, 2009
Surprise Butt Seks
Mon, Nov 23, 2009
In Nomine Pussy
Sun, Dec 6, 2009
Luke Skywalker on Social Security
Wed, Dec 9, 2009
Girl Scout Facial
Sun, Dec 13, 2009
My Baby Loves Me
Mon, Dec 14, 2009
Christmas in the South
Wed, Dec 16, 2009
Christmas in the North
Thu, Dec 17, 2009
Christmas in Canada
Fri, Dec 18, 2009
Christmas in Durkadurkastan
Sat, Dec 19, 2009
Nuns Have Tits Too
Sun, Dec 27, 2009
Sauce, It’s What’s for Dinner
Mon, Dec 28, 2009
I Miss the 70s
Sat, Jan 2, 2010
Ernie’s Girlfriend
Wed, Jan 6, 2010
Rabid Snowman
Fri, Jan 8, 2010
Why Dogs Bite Their Owners
Sat, Jan 9, 2010
Danger, Will Robinson!
Sun, Jan 10, 2010
Freshwater Snapper
Tue, Jan 12, 2010
Airport Scanners
Thu, Jan 14, 2010
Peace Through Superior Firepower
Sat, Jan 16, 2010
Star Wars Bed
Tue, Jan 19, 2010
Dirty Mind
Sat, Jan 23, 2010
Bust a Nut!
Sat, Feb 20, 2010
Holy Shocker
Sun, Feb 21, 2010
Oh Yeah, Play With My Balls
Mon, Feb 22, 2010
Latex Sex
Sun, Feb 28, 2010
Dicksabers
Tue, Mar 2, 2010