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jewishmatrix

What is the Matrix? Oy vey! Matrix, schmatrix… when are you going to get a real job like your brother Mordechai? And your sister’s bat mitzvah is next week, but you still haven’t bought her a gift. Are you hungry? Here, try some of this… your Aunt Rachel made it. Go on, eat. You’ll never find a wife if you’re so thin. And grandchildren?! I’m going to die without ever having a single grandchild! You’d think a nice boy could find a girl to settle down with. Here, eat some more. You’re not going out again, are you? I don’t know why you hang around with those boys Morpheus and Neo… where do they get these names? Why can’t you meet any nice Jewish boys in this Matrix of yours?

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