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Set a course for Uranus!
Sorry everyone… had to be said.
LOL! Nice one.
(Wish I’d thought of it first.)
As long as he is not looking for Klingons…
… where no man has gone before????
Are you sure? Can’t see the evidence!
My addiction to this crack is highly illogical captain.
I must insist we explore it fully and in depth.
Spock! That’s NOT the wormhole!
Vulcan butt meld?
My mind to your ass… My mind to your ass…
Our bodies are merging… Our bodies are one.
Or is it the Vulcan wrinkle nerve pinch?
Oh, God!
I didn’t realize this pic would spawn so many awful jokes.
I love it, though. By all means, make it so.
“Fascinating”
Captain, I believe I may have found out where the Klingons originated from.
Captain, the Black Hole is this way…
First Officer’s Log….
Captain, I’ve found pink matter!
“Welcome, everybody, to the Captain Kirk School of Diplomacy.”
Oh my god! It’s full of stars!
yeah yeah yeah different movie but hey /shrug
Yes Jim, I have been and always will be your friend, but this giant pussy is MINE!
Number one, check out her number two.
LMAO, you all are full of it, I love it MORE MORE MORE
Spock shows Jim the correct way to perform the Corbomite Maneuver.
I decided to look up all the titles of the original episodes thinking it would be great if I could find one I could pervert into a pun that would fit this picture. The weird thing is there’s a lot of them:
The Man Trap
Where No Man Has Gone Before
The Naked Time
The Enemy Within
What Are Little Girl’s Made Of?
The Corbomite Maneuver
Shore Leave
Space Seed
A Taste of Armegeddon
This Side of Paradise
The Devil in the Dark
The Alternative Factor
Journey to Babel
Obsession
A Piece of the Action
The Way to Eden
Turnabout Intruder (my personal favorite btw)
There’s more but you get the idea.
The alternative factor!
I wonder if Spock is making the Vulcan “Live long and Prosper” hand gesture and if so “OUCH”
Wouldn’t that make it a Vulcan Shocker?
Can he paralyze her with a touch?
But would he risk it? One toot and he would be down for the count!
Captain, I find your use of the term Browneye illogical, clearly there is no eye in here.
You all make me proud… of my own captions! 😛
(God, and I thought I made bad jokes.)
It’s like brain diarrhea some days, I just can’t stop it. 🙂
You inspire us to to puerile achievements we never imagined possible.
Fascinating, Captain..apparently, the bigger a Tribble is, the more they drool when you pet them….
I believe it’s time to load the ol’ “Photon Torpedo”….
…and you thought the term “IDIC” referred to an obscure Vulcan philosophy…..
LOL!! Nerd bonus!
“Dammit Jim, Im a doctor. Not a proctologist!”
Works better for McCoy.
Damn it Jim, I’m a scientist not a gynecologist!
Awe, darn somebody beat me to it.
Okay, some spock quotes I found:
McCoy: Shouldn’t you be working on your time warp calculations, Mr Spock?
Spock: I am. (He resumes staring into space)
Tomorrow is Yesterday
Spock: I am endeavoring, ma’am, to construct a mnemonic circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
City on the Edge of Forever
Spock: I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.
This Side of Paradise
Kirk: What would you say the odds are on our getting out of here?
Spock: It is difficult to be precise, Captain. I should say approximately 7824.7 to one.
Kirk: Difficult to be precise? 7824 to one?
Spock: 7824.7 to one.
Kirk: That’s a pretty close approximation.
Spock: I endeavour to be accurate.
Kirk: You do quite well.
Errand of Mercy
Spock, examining a tribble: A curious creature. Its trilling seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am … immune … to … its … effect…
Proving that Vulcans can lie after all, Trouble with Tribbles
Spock: Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected. In this case, I should think “interesting” would suffice.
The Squire of Gothos
Kirk: I suspect you’re becoming more and more human all the time.
Spock: Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted.
Devil in the Dark
Spock: It has to do with biology.
Kirk: What?
Spock: Biology!
Kirk: What kind of biology?
Spock: Vulcan biology.
Kirk: You mean… the biology of Vulcans? Biology as in reproduction? (long pause) There’s no need to be embarrassed, Mr Spock; it happens to the birds and the bees.
Spock: The birds and the bees are not Vulcans, Captain. If they were – if any creature as proudly logical as us – were to have their logic ripped from them as this time does to us… How do Vulcans choose their mates? Haven’t you ever wondered?
Kirk: I guess the rest of us assume that it’s done quite logically.
Spock: No. It is not.
Amok Time
Spock: It is the ponn farr – the time of mating.
Amok Time
Spock: You realize that the aim will of course be very crude.
Kirk: I don’t care if you hit the broad side of a barn. Just hurry, please.
Spock: Captain, why should I aim at such a structure?
Kirk: Never mind, Spock, just get on with the job!
Patterns of Force
Spock: What does it mean, ‘exact change’?
The Voyage Home
Spock: Judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, I believe we have arrived at the late twentieth century.
The Voyage Home