Guaranteed to get a full service fill-up.
Just sayin’.
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Is she a wet gas station attendant or just a wet dream?
These days gas stations are all self service (in my heck of the woods) and windscreen cleanings are done, willy-nilly, by freelancers at trafic lights.
I probably don’t have enough hose to fill her up, but I’d be glad to make sure everything is properly lubed.
“May Contain Up To 10% Ethanol”
More likely, “May contain up to 0.10% Ethanol.” 10% is way beyond fatal. This lady does not look that inebriated; in fact, she could be absolutely sober, but playful.
Really? Gosh, I didn’t know that. You must be really, really smart.
Pedants rule!
Well, not rule, exactly. More like are masterfully correct.
OK, not ALWAYS superior in their correctness, but are more willing to be exact than most others.
Or are making a good try at it, anyway.
Or perhaps are just trying to help others be exact.
Or maybe…
I just aim for smug erudite tautologies. That way people feel inferior to my intellect and simultaneously feel that I am a jerk.
A lot of dipsticks like me wouldn’t mind checking her oil!
In case you didn’t know it, her name is Ethyl.
And I like to pump Ethyl.
It is good to see her willingness to demonstrate that she is complying with the new anti static regulations and not wearing dissimilar fabrics that could build up a charge.
A vote for the “self-service” station? Or an appeal for a return to “full service”?